So those of you who are familiar with gay pornography should know who Michael Lucas is, the man who is allegedly saving us from bad porn. Tonight, I went to see "The Covenant", a movie revolving around five families having extraordinary magic powers. But one of them (surprising) decides that he wants more for himself and will go at anything to get it, even if it means killing his onw parents. The movie takes place in a prep school where the girls have big boobs and the guys are hot as hell itself, depending on your perspective of the inferno of course. Acting was not a factor in such movie. Neither was a script or a plot for the fact of that matter. One of the members in The Covenant didn't even have lines. The only reason I didn't walk out was because the producers did not stop feeding me amazing shots of their topless hunky wiccas and one amazing shower scene. As my friend puts it so well, it was "The Craft" with hotter men and a bad script. So many scenes reminded one of how terrible our pornos are these days when it comes to acting and stories. They truly show us that the only reason people watch porn is to "arrive" at that final goal. Any idiot would be able to tell you that this movie was a clear attempt to expose naked, ripped, young teenage bodies, saddening our poor seniors day after day reminding them of how long they've been on this planet. In some hotels, you have to choice of a story or just plain action when it comes to porn. I usually choose the stories just so I can have a good laugh before cumming.
My point is this: "The Covenant" could have been a much better movie if it starred known actors, known real actors who know what they're doing and not turn the movie into a teen flick as it is the only category it can go into now, which is truly disppointing since I was really looking forward to it. I will agree the visual effects were quite stunning, but sadly the rest of the movie didn't match up with that. Now off to watch "Drill Bill: Volume 2".
