Good luck to all of you with finals and if things don't work out, as cliché as this may sound, it isn't the end of the world. You'll pick yourself right back up if you're willing. If things don't work out at all, then you start fresh somewhere else. If you're in New York City, somebody's bound to find you on the street and recruit you for the next "A Tale of Two Titties" or "Shaving Private Ryan" or "Sex Trek: The Next Penetration". You can use the same excuse of being young, being broke and being in college. Believe me, things could be a lot worse and you know it. So let's get up, find our dignities from under that bench in the park, grab some balls, pull them hard and show life we can be a bigger bitch!
