Ken: Hey Rod!Rod: Hey Ken!
Ken: Wanna go for a ride?
Rod: On what?
Ken: On this!!! (unzips, loud thumping noise on floor)
yes, ladies and gentlemen, the photos were leaked: Ken is gay and is having mass orgies on Barbie's California porch. Former star of the ball-bus...i mean, blockbuster "Foreskin Gump", Ken, who may be familiar to many of you out there as Ben Dover, startind blowing our mind away (literally for some) with his breathtaking performance as a loving husband by day and an even better lover by night. After a series of provoked religious epiphanies, Ken decided to follow the heterosexual path. From this came the marriage to Barbie, kindly reminding us of a mistmatch made in the life of plastic. After a series of fake orgasms, erectile dysfunktion (Ken later confesses those were voluntary) and "missing" beauty products, Barbie decided that it would be best that they get a divorce. Barbie later reports that Ken did not protest to that idea, leading her to believe that the two had a mutual agreement. Later that night, Ken was spotted down Christopher St., riding that stupid California dream van, being ravaged by a steamy double penetration as they blared these lyrics:
Hi-Ya Garrets!!
Hi Raul!!
You wanna go for a ride?
On what?
ON THIS!!
Barbie's such a bitch
She is just a witch
I really hate her
Why does Ken date her?
Ken is such a man
I do all I can
Just to do him (Yes)
We just wanna screw him
(She's such a bitch, I wanna scratch her eyes out)
I have dreams about Ken
Being inside my den
And we hold And we kiss
Like we're sweethearts
But that barbie's a slut
With her cute little butt
And I guess Ken likes boobs
Made of fake parts
And I cry everyday
Cause straight up
That bitch is in my way!
...OoOo...
Barbie is a bitch
She is just a witch
I really hate her
Why does Ken date her?
Ken is such a man
I do all I can
Just to do him
We wanna screw him
When I see her
I will knee her
...OoOot-OoOot-OooO...
I will punch her
And I'll crunch her
...oOoHh Ohhh Yes...
Hey Garrets
What Raul
Look who's over thurr
Well if it isn't Barbie without Ken
And that stupid California dream van
Hey Barbie it's us
Come over here, look
Right over here, missy
(beats her up)
in other news, Barbie was found brutally tortured in the dark corners of Chelsea. A green van was also found at the bottom of the Hudson River, which appears to have been driven off. The plastic and the silicon world are in mourning. (sigh) How life tests us!
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