Why Gays Shouldn't Be Allowed In The Military.

OK, so first, we have the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy, then we have the discrimination should the "Don't Tell" section of that mantra be violated, then we have humiliation. From the start of this, anyone can tell that this will be a cliché blog about gays and/in the military. So you wonder why write one? It's because an issue such as this raises questions about sexual preference in the workplace and recreational areas as well. Because of the onset of gays in the military, there are such video documents as "Private Lowlife" influencing every aspect of modern society. In construction, there is "Drill Bill", in swimming there is the "Trunks" trilogy, and even in the legal system there is "Justice" in which a man would do anything and anyone to prove his innocence.
Gays in the military needn't be asked about their orientation because if the gossip queens don't spill the beans then its almost certain they will be obvious when they start making stiletto pumps out of their combat boots, and camouflage is reduced to plaid, polka dots, and sequins (to confuse the enemy I suppose).
Perhaps in the military there is no gay community because everyone experiments and "gay" is simply a term used to isolate those that differ. However, in the military everyone is the same and those who deny participation in a homosexual event, be it physical, emotional, or mental might as well call the wedding caterer and tell him/her/heshe/shim to make sure the cake is made with part skim milk else all the work done on calf day at the gym would be futile.
Conservatives would argue that gays should not be allowed in the military because they are needed to fill the jobs of the real men to keep women at bay from taking over the workforce completely. Rosie the Riveter certainly looked like one of those butches from the village which is why no one cares if lesbians join the military. They are more effective than gays simply because they are man-hating dikes who have absolutely no problem in killing another man. Should they be bereft of their weapon, I suspect a pair of balls and a banana to be lying on the ground along with the mutilated body at the bare hands of the butch!
The ultimate argument is that gays turn straight men gay, while lesbians encourage men to remain heterosexual in hopes that their significant other wouldn't mind having six female holes in the bed/shower/counter top/park/subway instead of three. In order for the human race to survive, procreation must be ensured. Not every gay man wants to donate his belongings to some sperm bank because he runs the risk of someone he slept with encountering his potential kids which can be used for revenge in collaboration with the man-hating dike who recently turned because she was used her to fool his parents. Child support is not only a black man's worst nightmare.

Credit and collaboration goes to my strange and unique boyfriend.