so how do you shut a child up on Christmas? Taking excerpts from my controversial book, "Shut the Fuck up, Money Isn't Coming Out of My Ass!!!", I must point that children nowadays have absolutely no notion of what money is. A lot of them seem to believe that parents have a tree growing in the background with infinite amounts of money and they just pick them off to buy presents and toys and such. I say we offer courses, starting in kindergarten, to teach kids about financial issues, starting with westchester white offsprings. A ten-year old cannot have a cell phone!!!! This is just not normal. What kind of parent are you if you're giving this much freedom at such a young age. The internet can be accessed by phone nowadays. Pretty soon, they'll be asking that dreadful question, "Mommy, what's 'eating that pussy up'?". One of my little brother's friends took me to the side once when I went to his school, to give me advice on how to properly eat pussy (something about peanut butter and jelly and some other condiments). This is what happens when the leash is not tightened. Children wander!!!
So what's the lesson to be learned here, parents? SHOW YOUR DAMN KIDS SOME RESPECT AND DONT GIVE THEM EVERYTHING THEY ASK FOR!!!! Or, just pick up my book, which is currently availabe on Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble.
Shut the Fuck Up, Money Isn't Coming Out of my Ass!!!!
by Jan-Kristof Louis, Tom Finland (Illustrator)
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