The Matrix becomes:
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves becomes:
Eye Wide Shut becomes:
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom becomes:
Thunderbirds becomes:
Terrors from the Crypt becomes:
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre becomes:
A Tale of Two Cities becomes:
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang becomes:
City Slickers becomes:
and a few more that I will not grace you eyes with images:
20,000 Legs Under the Sea
2002: A Sex Odyssey
A Clockwork Orgy
A Penile Action
A Tale of Two Titties
All Hands On Dick
Anus the Menace
Ass Ventura: Smut Detective
Battlestar Orgasmica
Beverly Hills Cock
Black Men Can Hump
Bone Alone
Bonfire Of The Panties
Buffy the Vampire Layer
Butch Lesbian and the Lapdance Kid
Cliff Banger
Coo-Coo for CoCo Cocks
Crocodile Dun-Me
Cum to Drink of It
Cumming to America
Das Booty
Deep End With Some Lotion
Dial M for Missionary
Dickman and Throbin Hood
Dickman Forever
Dog-Style Afternoon
Doing John Malkovich
Dun-Hur
E3: The Extra-Testicle
Edward Penishands
Ejacula
Enema of the State
Erectnophobia
Flashpants: Cop a Feeling
Flesh Gordon
For Your Thighs Only
Foreskin Gump
Forrest Hump
Frisky Business
Full Metal Bikini
Ghostlusters
Gonad the Barbarian
Good Will Humping
Guess Who Came At Dinner
Hannah Does Her Sisters
Hindfeld
Honey, I Blew Everybody!
I Cream On Genie
I Reenter Mama
In RearEndence Day
Intercourse With a Vampire
Interview With a Vibrator
Jack/Off
Jennifer Ate
Juranal Park
Jur-ass-ic Park
Lawrence of Labia
Mad Jack: Beyond Thunderbone
Malcolm XXX
Mighty Joe Schlung
Miracle on 69th Street
Missionary Impossible
Murphy's Brown
Mutiny on the Booty
Natural Born Thrillers
Night of the Giving Head
Oh Cum on Ye Faces
An Officer and a Genitalman
On Golden Blonde
Picnic at Hanging Cock
Pornochio
Pulp Friction
Pumping Irene
Regarding Hiney
Reservoir Bitches
Riding Miss Daisy
Romancing the Bone
The San Francisco 69ers vs. the Green Bay Butt Packers
Saturday Night Beaver
Saving Ryan's Privates
Screw The Right Thing
Sgt. Pecker's Lonely Heart's Club Gangbang
Sex Trek: Penetrations
Sexcalibur
Shake My Spear, I'm In Love
Sheepless in Montana
Snatch Adams
Splatman
Splendor In The Ass
Star Whores
Tailiens
Tales from the Clit
The 7" Samurai
The Bare Bitch Project
The Bitches of Madison County
The Bootyguard
The Empire Strokes Black
The Flintbones
The Fuckulty
The Horny-Mooners
The Humpback of Nasty Dames
The Hunt for Miss October
The Joy Suck Club
The Load Warrior
The Long Ranger
The Maddam's Family
The Naked Bun
The Porn Birds
The Replacement Drillers
The Rodfather
The Sexorcist
The Sixth Inch
The Slutty Professor
The Sperminator
The Talented Mr. Lickme
The Touchables
The Whore of the Worlds
The XXX Files
Thighs Wide Shut
Too Clothed For Comfort
Twin Cheeks
Wet Dreams May Come
Wetness for the Prosecution
When Harry Ate Sally
Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory
Yank My Doodle - It's A Dandy
Yo Quiero Taco Smell
You've Got Tail
there you have it. No wonder men are so horny. No wonder also a lot of them are clueless when it comes to sex. As I rested home to watch "Battlestar Orgasmica", I've realized this since as soon as the man climbs on top of her, she starts moaning already. It's her clitoris people, not the sphynx, nothing to decipher.
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