Hmm, music to my ears...i mean, between my thighs...

to the beat of my...to the beat of my...to the beat of my clit


so i was enlightened the other day by a, shall we say, quite a surprising fact. A new invention from Apple's never-ending sweat-shop products, constantly being upgraded. This time, if the sound of what you're listening to doesn't take you for a ride, what it's connected to will definitely do the job. Yes, my friends, I am talking about a vibrator, that moves with the sound of your song and pleases in such way. The following is a testimonial from a friend:

So I turned her on and walked around the room. Whooooo now this is different. Every time I moved, my shirt would rub against the black box and in turn the vibe would work it's magic. “Oh, yeah. I like this,” was my first reaction. So I tried standing near the stereo and seeing what would happen. Sure enough my new toy reacted right on cue. Now this was fun. It was like having Aerosmith's amp attached to my waist and connected to my clit. It was my idea of heaven, seeing as Stephen Tyler is already taken -)) The volume and duration of the sound determined the strength of the vibe. I did discover if you want a continuous vibe that you can do this with the first setting. Actually what I really liked was having both settings on at once, as when a sound hit the mic, it increased the buzz of the vibe for it's duration and made for a little more excitement. This wasn't actually as noisy as I thought it might have been either. It does pack a pretty powerful punch considering its size, although not quite enough to put me over the edge. I might even be persuaded to take this one out shopping with me.
Another way I discovered to use the Audi-o was in the car. If I perched the black box near the stereo, driving took on whole new dimension, as did riding home from the store -)) I don't suggest you do this too often as it is a little distracting and it's probably safer when someone else is driving.

Now, my morning music is usually composed of Pitbull, Sean Paul, Black Eyed Peas, etc., you get the picture. Can you imagine "dancing" to those beats? Can you even try to think about what "Pump It" would feel like between your legs? "Pump it (louder), pump it (louder), pump it (louder)". It seems like some pain could result from such activity. I wonder if they make some for gay men as well...hmm, musical suppositories...