Black People and Fried Food!

so my asian friend told me the other day, that it is a common stereotype for black people to eat mostly fried foods. Eating unhealthy results in imbalances in our digestive system, bringing cholesterol, blood clots, heart attacks, death, blah blah blah...fact of the matter is, we love it. and watching her constanly watching her figure, thinking constantly that she's fat, while she's sexy as hell, I just grab that thigh and suck the meat in, leaving it bone dry, making her mouth water so much that she'd probably drown in it (that comment just made me nauseous). Fact of the matter is, minorities are one of the most unhealthy people to walk this earth when it comes to food. I spent thirteen years in the carribean and believe me, just thinking about that food is enough to make me cum in my pants. A popular food in Haiti is griot, which is actually pork. We're talking the nasty animal that roams in mud and deep shit, but tastes so good when deep-fried and seasoned, with a side order of fried, crushed plantains, hmmmmm.....you try explaining this to an American, they have that wierd muscle convulsion on their face and look at you like you have three heads. Who cares about eating healthy? Eat your heart out, take that greased-up, oiled-up chicken thigh and raise your cholesterol as high as possible. We only get to live once, so why not make the best out of it, eh? We're all gonna die anyway.